2002 I Don't Do Jolly! (Maxine)

Maxine settles into her armchair with her signature grumble in I Don’t Do Jolly, a motion-sensor talking ornament from 2002 that delivers more than ten of her snarkiest Christmas quips. Wearing a Santa hat and accompanied by her dog Floyd, she comments on everything from overhyped carolers to too-much holiday cheer in her typical “non-festive” style. This multicolored mixed-material keepsake arrives boxed with batteries included—it plays sound when motion is detected, and has an on/off switch so you can control when she speaks.